Chapter: 1986
"How about I invite Yuanshi Tianzun here? He looks like a veteran in love, and he might be able to give you some advice."
The eyes of the saints at the table lit up.
"Brother, it's up to you." Mrs. Sanyangkai seemed to see the dawn.
Soon, Yuanshi Tianzun was invited over.
"Tianzun, he wants to be as good as you, teach him a few tricks." Ren Junzi smiled, looking at Peony Fairy and other women.
Zhang Yuanqing expressed that he was very happy and felt that he was worshiped like a life mentor.
He looked at Mrs. Sanyangkai. The face of this mountain god is typical of simplicity and dullness, with single eyelids, mediocre features, and thick lips.
"It's too easy to chase girls. I'll teach you two tricks. One, pick your favorite target, and then make her feel that she has received special favor and preferential treatment, and make her feel that she is more attractive than others." Zhang Yuanqing spoke eloquently. talk:
"Second, you must learn to be backward compatible, and choose those whose family background, wealth, and ability are not as good as your own. Don't chase after the goddess, you will only become a licking dog."
"It makes sense, it makes sense." Ren Junzi and the others nodded repeatedly.
Zhang Yuanqing drank wine, ate grilled skewers, and said boldly: "You guys know, he often learns from me about dating experience, and he said that listening to you is better than reading ten years of books."
"But my problem is not this," Mrs. Sanyang Kai sighed, talking about her mental illness:
"I tremble when I talk to women, just like allergies, let alone touching them. The psychiatrist said that the cause is that I hardly deal with girls since I was a child, and I have extremely low self-esteem. Over time, that's it."
Ah, what are you going to do in this situation? The instructor didn't teach me. Zhang Yuanqing suddenly felt troubled, and had an idea, and said:
"This is not difficult. The price of some props is to stimulate desire."
"He tried it, and between pretty girls and hands, he chose the latter."
"Hahaha" the people at the table laughed loudly, full of joy.
Obviously have a partner lying on the bed, but choose to go to the bathroom to self-care? Zhang Yuanqing smiled, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to be doing the same, and his smile suddenly disappeared.
"Ahem!" He cleared his throat, and said, "The price of props is one of the steps. You also need an excellent partner. I know a girl who is in the profession of lust. I will ask her to introduce you to women from the Beauty God Association later. With the price of props and the teasing of lust, you can do it."
Mrs. Sanyang Kai thought about it, and felt that it was feasible. She was overjoyed, thanked her again and again, and said in an admiring tone:
"Master Tianzun, although you are young, your experience in this area is beyond the reach of ten of me."
Zhang Yuanqing waved his hand modestly:
"Oh, it's not that exaggerated. I'm a chicken like you."
"???"
Mrs. Sanyang Kai was stunned.
From his eyes, Zhang Yuanqing saw something disappearing, which was the trust between people.
With the support of Tianxia Guihuo, Zhang Yuanqing returned to the dormitory drunk.
Tianxia Guihuo opened the door of "404", and said lightly:
"Stop pretending, your fans didn't follow."
Zhang Yuanqing opened his eyes, heaved a sigh of relief, and laughed at himself: "It's really dangerous, they all want to rape me." JrNovels.com
The eyes of the saints at the table lit up.
"Brother, it's up to you." Mrs. Sanyangkai seemed to see the dawn.
Soon, Yuanshi Tianzun was invited over.
"Tianzun, he wants to be as good as you, teach him a few tricks." Ren Junzi smiled, looking at Peony Fairy and other women.
Zhang Yuanqing expressed that he was very happy and felt that he was worshiped like a life mentor.
He looked at Mrs. Sanyangkai. The face of this mountain god is typical of simplicity and dullness, with single eyelids, mediocre features, and thick lips.
"It's too easy to chase girls. I'll teach you two tricks. One, pick your favorite target, and then make her feel that she has received special favor and preferential treatment, and make her feel that she is more attractive than others." Zhang Yuanqing spoke eloquently. talk:
"Second, you must learn to be backward compatible, and choose those whose family background, wealth, and ability are not as good as your own. Don't chase after the goddess, you will only become a licking dog."
"It makes sense, it makes sense." Ren Junzi and the others nodded repeatedly.
Zhang Yuanqing drank wine, ate grilled skewers, and said boldly: "You guys know, he often learns from me about dating experience, and he said that listening to you is better than reading ten years of books."
"But my problem is not this," Mrs. Sanyang Kai sighed, talking about her mental illness:
"I tremble when I talk to women, just like allergies, let alone touching them. The psychiatrist said that the cause is that I hardly deal with girls since I was a child, and I have extremely low self-esteem. Over time, that's it."
Ah, what are you going to do in this situation? The instructor didn't teach me. Zhang Yuanqing suddenly felt troubled, and had an idea, and said:
"This is not difficult. The price of some props is to stimulate desire."
"He tried it, and between pretty girls and hands, he chose the latter."
"Hahaha" the people at the table laughed loudly, full of joy.
Obviously have a partner lying on the bed, but choose to go to the bathroom to self-care? Zhang Yuanqing smiled, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to be doing the same, and his smile suddenly disappeared.
"Ahem!" He cleared his throat, and said, "The price of props is one of the steps. You also need an excellent partner. I know a girl who is in the profession of lust. I will ask her to introduce you to women from the Beauty God Association later. With the price of props and the teasing of lust, you can do it."
Mrs. Sanyang Kai thought about it, and felt that it was feasible. She was overjoyed, thanked her again and again, and said in an admiring tone:
"Master Tianzun, although you are young, your experience in this area is beyond the reach of ten of me."
Zhang Yuanqing waved his hand modestly:
"Oh, it's not that exaggerated. I'm a chicken like you."
"???"
Mrs. Sanyang Kai was stunned.
From his eyes, Zhang Yuanqing saw something disappearing, which was the trust between people.
With the support of Tianxia Guihuo, Zhang Yuanqing returned to the dormitory drunk.
Tianxia Guihuo opened the door of "404", and said lightly:
"Stop pretending, your fans didn't follow."
Zhang Yuanqing opened his eyes, heaved a sigh of relief, and laughed at himself: "It's really dangerous, they all want to rape me." JrNovels.com
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