Chapter: 2764
In fact, Ye Chen could metabolize all the alcohol with spiritual energy, but he also knew that his wife would not believe him, so he didn't need to explain too much.
So, he said with a smile: "My wife is right, don't drink and drive, let's do it for a while, let's drink first, and use the mobile phone to call a car when we go to the concert."
"That's about the same!" Xiao Churan said with a smile: "It's fine if you don't drive today, there will be at least tens of thousands of people at Gu Qiuyi's concert, and it will be very troublesome to park the whole venue by then. We might as well take a taxi and wait until the concert is over. After that, you can walk back, from the venue to our house, it takes only thirty to forty minutes to walk back, so it�s just a walk?�
Ye Chen nodded and said with a smile, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
At this time, Xiao Changkun hurriedly said with a cheeky smile: "Oh, good son-in-law, remember to take two bottles of good Maotai when you go down later, I have been greedy for those Maotai for many days!"
Ye Chen smiled and said, "Okay, let's take the best Moutai!"
Ma Lan hurriedly said: "Ye Chen, the best Moutai in our family costs hundreds of thousands of bottles, it's too wasteful to drink it for Xiao Changkun, why don't you take the best bottle of Moutai and drink it yourself, and then just give him a bottle of the best time."
Xiao Changkun immediately protested depressingly: "Ma Lan, what do you mean by that? They all go into the stomach, whose stomach is not the stomach, why is it a waste to enter my stomach?"
Ma Lan curled her lips and said, "Go, go, go to the bathroom and take a good look in the mirror! Take a good look at your old face! Just like you, you are worthy of drinking hundreds of thousands of Moutai? If you drink a few One hundred thousand Moutai, if the news gets out, the stock of Moutai will immediately drop to the limit tomorrow morning!"
"You..." Xiao Changkun waved his hands anxiously, jumped on the spot twice, and said angrily: "Your mouth is too bad! I'm so mad at you!"
Ma Lan said seriously: "I'm not hurting you. I'm telling the truth. People say that a good horse can only be equipped with a good saddle. At best, you're just a donkey for grinding. You can't even fit a saddle. At best, you can put on a donkey cover." So don�t drink such expensive Moutai, go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Erguotou that costs more than ten yuan, it�s completely worthy of you!�
Xiao Changkun covered his heart, and said to Ye Chen and Xiao Churan: "See, today is Ye Chen's birthday, but your mother is trying to piss me off! Maybe Ye Chen's birthday will be my death day, Xiao Changkun. Good son-in-law, I'm sorry, Dad made you feel uncomfortable!"
Xiao Churan was extremely helpless, and said, "Oh, Mom, please stop talking a few words, you use hundreds of thousands of skin care products, but Dad didn't say anything, right? Why are you always nagging him?"
Xiao Changkun's eyes lit up, and he blurted out excitedly: "Yes! Ma Lan! You said that my old face is not worthy of drinking hundreds of thousands of Moutai, so is your old face worthy of hundreds of thousands of skin care products? Don't you Forget, we are a couple! If you say that it is equal, if I, Xiao Changkun, are the donkey that pulls the mill, then you, Ma Lan, are the mule of the camel, who is better than the other?"
Feeling greatly humiliated, Ma Lan scolded furiously: "Fart your mother's old mule! You are worthy of being compared with my old mother even if you are so cowardly? Look at your old face, wrinkled like a Shar-Pei dog, how can you look like that?" The old lady is so tender and smooth? How can she still have the face to say that I am half the same?"
Xiao Changkun was furious, looked at Ye Chen angrily, and blurted out: "Look, I said you gave her such expensive skin care products as a waste, and the skin care products are more suitable for a dog's face than hers. You should have listened to me in the first place, and gave her a fake one, anyway, she wouldn't be able to tell with her old hat!"
As soon as Xiao Changkun finished saying this, he immediately regretted it.
He just blurted out in a moment of excitement, and only after he finished speaking did he realize that he had stabbed a hornet's nest.
Sure enough, when Ma Lan heard this, she stretched out her hand to tear him apart, cursing: "Xiao Changkun, you bastard, my good son-in-law gave me something, and it's fine if you don't give it to me, and you'll pay it back!" Come up with a bad idea, let me see if I don't dig your old face to pieces!"
Xiao Churan didn't expect that the two of them would tear up while talking, and hurried forward to stand in the middle, and said helplessly: "Oh, Dad! Mom! When are you two going to fight? Don't forget that today is Ye Chen's birthday! On a day of great joy, the two of you are making such a fuss here, isn't this intentionally causing trouble?"
Ye Chen also said at this time: "Mom, don't be so harsh on Dad, we are a family, don't be unhappy all day long because of this trivial matter, you say that we can live as long as possible, but the two of you If this is the case, I think we might as well move back to the crappy house before, so that the family can be more harmonious!"
As soon as Ye Chen said this, Ma Lan immediately stopped all actions, and blurted out: "Don't! Good son-in-law, don't! We can talk about everything we have, move back to the old house before, you can make a big joke about it It's..."
Ye Chen shook his head helplessly, and said: "In this case, please cherish our hard-won happy life with Dad, and stop quarreling."
"Okay!" Ma Lan said without hesitation: "No problem! Absolutely no problem! Mom will listen to you, don't be as knowledgeable as this old dog!"
Xiao Changkun curled his lips, and just about to refute, Ma Lan gave him a look, and he immediately closed his mouth knowingly.
In fact, in front of Ma Lan, he didn't have serious fighting power at all.
If Ma Lan was in the torrent of steel in Nazi Germany during World War II, Xiao Changkun was at best a Poland, and under Ma Lan's iron hoof, he would not be able to survive a few rounds at all.
Therefore, he wisely chose to shut up after being scolded by Ma Lan as an old dog, and the bickering finally died down.
Seeing that the two of them finally calmed down, Ye Chen turned around and took the elevator to the basement floor, and took out two bottles of Moutai and two bottles of red wine from the storage room.
The wine stored in Ye Chen's family, whether it is white wine or red wine, is a very top brand, and it is mainly brought by others during the Chinese New Year, and I have never drank it much. JrNovels.com
So, he said with a smile: "My wife is right, don't drink and drive, let's do it for a while, let's drink first, and use the mobile phone to call a car when we go to the concert."
"That's about the same!" Xiao Churan said with a smile: "It's fine if you don't drive today, there will be at least tens of thousands of people at Gu Qiuyi's concert, and it will be very troublesome to park the whole venue by then. We might as well take a taxi and wait until the concert is over. After that, you can walk back, from the venue to our house, it takes only thirty to forty minutes to walk back, so it�s just a walk?�
Ye Chen nodded and said with a smile, "Okay, I'll listen to you."
At this time, Xiao Changkun hurriedly said with a cheeky smile: "Oh, good son-in-law, remember to take two bottles of good Maotai when you go down later, I have been greedy for those Maotai for many days!"
Ye Chen smiled and said, "Okay, let's take the best Moutai!"
Ma Lan hurriedly said: "Ye Chen, the best Moutai in our family costs hundreds of thousands of bottles, it's too wasteful to drink it for Xiao Changkun, why don't you take the best bottle of Moutai and drink it yourself, and then just give him a bottle of the best time."
Xiao Changkun immediately protested depressingly: "Ma Lan, what do you mean by that? They all go into the stomach, whose stomach is not the stomach, why is it a waste to enter my stomach?"
Ma Lan curled her lips and said, "Go, go, go to the bathroom and take a good look in the mirror! Take a good look at your old face! Just like you, you are worthy of drinking hundreds of thousands of Moutai? If you drink a few One hundred thousand Moutai, if the news gets out, the stock of Moutai will immediately drop to the limit tomorrow morning!"
"You..." Xiao Changkun waved his hands anxiously, jumped on the spot twice, and said angrily: "Your mouth is too bad! I'm so mad at you!"
Ma Lan said seriously: "I'm not hurting you. I'm telling the truth. People say that a good horse can only be equipped with a good saddle. At best, you're just a donkey for grinding. You can't even fit a saddle. At best, you can put on a donkey cover." So don�t drink such expensive Moutai, go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Erguotou that costs more than ten yuan, it�s completely worthy of you!�
Xiao Changkun covered his heart, and said to Ye Chen and Xiao Churan: "See, today is Ye Chen's birthday, but your mother is trying to piss me off! Maybe Ye Chen's birthday will be my death day, Xiao Changkun. Good son-in-law, I'm sorry, Dad made you feel uncomfortable!"
Xiao Churan was extremely helpless, and said, "Oh, Mom, please stop talking a few words, you use hundreds of thousands of skin care products, but Dad didn't say anything, right? Why are you always nagging him?"
Xiao Changkun's eyes lit up, and he blurted out excitedly: "Yes! Ma Lan! You said that my old face is not worthy of drinking hundreds of thousands of Moutai, so is your old face worthy of hundreds of thousands of skin care products? Don't you Forget, we are a couple! If you say that it is equal, if I, Xiao Changkun, are the donkey that pulls the mill, then you, Ma Lan, are the mule of the camel, who is better than the other?"
Feeling greatly humiliated, Ma Lan scolded furiously: "Fart your mother's old mule! You are worthy of being compared with my old mother even if you are so cowardly? Look at your old face, wrinkled like a Shar-Pei dog, how can you look like that?" The old lady is so tender and smooth? How can she still have the face to say that I am half the same?"
Xiao Changkun was furious, looked at Ye Chen angrily, and blurted out: "Look, I said you gave her such expensive skin care products as a waste, and the skin care products are more suitable for a dog's face than hers. You should have listened to me in the first place, and gave her a fake one, anyway, she wouldn't be able to tell with her old hat!"
As soon as Xiao Changkun finished saying this, he immediately regretted it.
He just blurted out in a moment of excitement, and only after he finished speaking did he realize that he had stabbed a hornet's nest.
Sure enough, when Ma Lan heard this, she stretched out her hand to tear him apart, cursing: "Xiao Changkun, you bastard, my good son-in-law gave me something, and it's fine if you don't give it to me, and you'll pay it back!" Come up with a bad idea, let me see if I don't dig your old face to pieces!"
Xiao Churan didn't expect that the two of them would tear up while talking, and hurried forward to stand in the middle, and said helplessly: "Oh, Dad! Mom! When are you two going to fight? Don't forget that today is Ye Chen's birthday! On a day of great joy, the two of you are making such a fuss here, isn't this intentionally causing trouble?"
Ye Chen also said at this time: "Mom, don't be so harsh on Dad, we are a family, don't be unhappy all day long because of this trivial matter, you say that we can live as long as possible, but the two of you If this is the case, I think we might as well move back to the crappy house before, so that the family can be more harmonious!"
As soon as Ye Chen said this, Ma Lan immediately stopped all actions, and blurted out: "Don't! Good son-in-law, don't! We can talk about everything we have, move back to the old house before, you can make a big joke about it It's..."
Ye Chen shook his head helplessly, and said: "In this case, please cherish our hard-won happy life with Dad, and stop quarreling."
"Okay!" Ma Lan said without hesitation: "No problem! Absolutely no problem! Mom will listen to you, don't be as knowledgeable as this old dog!"
Xiao Changkun curled his lips, and just about to refute, Ma Lan gave him a look, and he immediately closed his mouth knowingly.
In fact, in front of Ma Lan, he didn't have serious fighting power at all.
If Ma Lan was in the torrent of steel in Nazi Germany during World War II, Xiao Changkun was at best a Poland, and under Ma Lan's iron hoof, he would not be able to survive a few rounds at all.
Therefore, he wisely chose to shut up after being scolded by Ma Lan as an old dog, and the bickering finally died down.
Seeing that the two of them finally calmed down, Ye Chen turned around and took the elevator to the basement floor, and took out two bottles of Moutai and two bottles of red wine from the storage room.
The wine stored in Ye Chen's family, whether it is white wine or red wine, is a very top brand, and it is mainly brought by others during the Chinese New Year, and I have never drank it much. JrNovels.com
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