Chapter: 824

Liu Guang also said, "All say that heroes beget heroes. As a father, I must not lag behind my son. So I've inscribed 'poor old man's father' on my forehead." Liu Ming then said, "When you get here, you'll definitely ask why we're so proud. This is mainly because we have a very good relationship with the Su-Huang-Wu family!"

"Right!" Liu Guang chimed in from the side, "Everyone knows that the Wu family is very wealthy, but what's most formidable about them is not their wealth, but a son who loves to poop!" Liu Ming continued, "Yes, talking about the Wu family's pooping son, I'm sure everyone has seen videos of him on Douyin. This guy, he must eat one meal every hour, and if he doesn't get it, he'll be anxious. He even pulled away a person who was taking care of business at the hospital toilet to snatch a bite in broad daylight!"

Liu Guang continued to echo from the side, "As you say, this Wu family's young master is indeed not an ordinary person!"

"So, that's it." Liu Ming nodded enthusiastically and exclaimed, "So we have to say the Wu family is formidable. Otherwise, how could Wu's young master be so reckless?"

Liu Guang asked curiously, "Hey, haven't you heard anything about Wu's young master lately?"

Liu Ming said, "I've heard that he's living it up now! He's being treated like royalty!"

"How's that?" Liu Guang asked with a hint of gossip.

Liu Ming said, "He's powerful now. He lives in the Wu family mansion and has people dedicated to pulling his stool for him every day. They only eat fresh food."

Liu Guang was astonished and asked, "That's so stimulating? Twenty or more stools a day? Can the Wu family really produce that much?"

Liu Ming said seriously, "Of course not! You think the Wu family can still pull their weight if they occasionally get constipated?"

"Oh my gosh!" Liu Guang exclaimed. "So this means Wu's young master might just give up altogether!"

After saying that, Liu Guang asked Liu Ming, "Son, what do you say? Should we also report our names and go live with the Su-Huang-Wu family for a few days to cook some hot meals for Wu's young master?"

Liu Ming nodded enthusiastically and said with a smile, "That's a great idea! If we went, Wu's old man would surely be grateful to us and kowtow to us!"

"Oh my gosh!" Liu Guang exclaimed. "This guy is actually going to offend the Wu family to death!"

Liu Ming's heart was also racing with excitement, but he looked at Ye Chen and only managed to continue talking by hardening his resolve: "Not just prostrating ourselves! He'll probably be so grateful that he'll kiss our feet! I've heard that Old Master Wu likes to recognize people as father figures everywhere he goes. Who knows, maybe he'll even recognize me as a father figure when the time comes."

"What's with Old Master Wu's fondness for recognizing people as father figures?" Liu Ming asked in surprise: "Why does he have this quirk?"

"Who knows?" Liu Guang shrugged and said: "I've heard that Old Not-Dead has lived to this day and has already recognized over 300 father figures. Maybe it's just that Old Not-Dead likes to be a son-giver or something!"

Liu Ming quickly picked up where Liu Guang left off, saying: "If I went to the Wu family, would Old Not-Dead also recognize me as a father figure?"

Liu Guang struck a match with his finger: "Hey, don't say that! I think it's very likely!"

"Oh no, Dad, this can't be allowed! Old Not-Dead would call us both 'Dad' and we'd be out of place!"

Liu Guang thought for a moment and nodded: "There's some logic to that. So I'll let him recognize me as an uncle, which should be okay."

Liu Ming chuckled: "I think it's fine!"

Liu Guang said at this point: "Actually, the people in the Wu family have all sorts of special habits. It's not just Wu Qi who likes to eat poop, or Wu Laotian who likes to recognize father figures. Even Wu Donghai has a special habit."

"Really?" Liu Ming asked curiously: "What kind of habit does Wu Donghai have? Isn't he also fond of that thing?"

"No way," Liu Guang said. "I've heard that when Wu Donghai was young, he had very strong green hat complex." JrNovels.com