Chapter: 825

Liu Ming asked curiously: "Dad, what's the meaning of 'green hat complex'?"

Liu Guang said: "Ah, it means enjoying being worn as a green hat, and the more people wear it, the happier they get!"

Liu Ming exclaimed in surprise: "So amazing!"

"Of course!" Liu Guang stiffly smiled twice and said: "According to what I've heard, when Wu Donghai was young, he even had a particularly far-reaching dream."

Liu Ming asked hurriedly: "What kind of dream was it?"

Liu Guang said: "He dreamed of wearing a green hat for tens of thousands, and if even one fewer is worn, he feels life is not full-circle!"

Liu Ming calculated with his fingers, saying: "Dad, there are 365 days in a year. If Wu Donghai wears a green hat every day, that's 30 years! Even his wife can't just sit around idly all the time!"

Liu Guang smiled and said: "You don't understand this, do you? Who says they wear one per day? Sometimes they wear many at once, or even multiple times in a single instance!"

As soon as Liu Ming heard this, he raised his thumb in admiration, exclaiming: "I'm not saying the Wu family is awesome, but they're indeed formidable!"

He then asked again: "By the way, did Xu Xin have any special habits?"

"Ah?" Liu Guang chuckled and said: "That's just the most terrifying thing about the Wu family!"

Liu Ming curiously asked: "What do you mean?"

Liu Guang whispered mysteriously: "Actually, that kid is a homosexual!"

"Ahh!" Liu Ming exclaimed in shock: "Xu Xin is a homosexual?!"

"Oh yes!" Liu Guang exclaimed: "He's not just a homosexual, but a role that gets messed around by men! I'm telling you, don't look at him being so bold outside every day, actually he becomes a pervert who likes to be treated like a girl when the door is closed! They say he loves to mess around with strong and powerful men, multiple times in one go, very impressive!"

He said: "You know? This Wu Donghai and his son's sidekick, Zhang Zizhou, has a bodyguard. He's very fierce! In his heyday, he was a super high-level assassin who wouldn't bat an eye at killing. Later, he brought some of his brothers along to serve as bodyguards for the Wu family, but this person is also a homosexual, just like Wu Xin likes. So Wu Xin and these five bodyguards spend their days messing around together, night after night, having a blast!"

"My goodness!" Liu Ming exclaimed: "So the Wu family is so thrilling! I'm really out of touch!"

Liu Guang laughed: "Okay, let me put it this way - all of them in the Wu family are like this, one after another, a bunch of perverts among perverts, beasts among beasts!"

He paused for a moment before continuing: "But I'll tell you a true story - Wu Donghai's wife is really beautiful, and back then she was famous in the Suzhou-Hangzhou region as a great beauty!"

Liu Ming asked urgently: "Is that the one who likes to give Wu Donghai green hats, and even prepares to wear one every day for 10,000 days?"

"Yes, yes, it's her!" Liu Guang said with a look of longing: "I really want to have another go at her! Let me also give Wu Donghai a green hat!"

Liu Ming exclaimed: "Dad, I heard she's very receptive to visitors, so why don't you bring me along too?"

Liu Guang chuckled: "Alright then, let's get going! It's not yet 9 pm, and we'll drive fast. By midnight, we should be able to reach Suzhou-Hangzhou, just in time for Wu Donghai's wife to pamper us properly!"

"Got it!" Liu Ming also exclaimed hastily: "Then let's hurry off!"

Just then, Ye Chen pressed the stop recording button, nodded satisfactorily, and said: "Not bad not bad! It seems you two old men still have a natural flair for comedy. Alright, hurry up and escape!" JrNovels.com